New Voicemail Number

So, yeah.  We know.  We suck.

Our previous voicemail number was hosted by the inept stoner-jerks at drop.io.  Apparently, they were too busy playing World of Warcraft and voicing their dismay with the changes made to the Watchmen film on various message boards to inform us that our drop was going to expire and that, if we did not renew our account, all files would be deleted.  Therefore, any messages left in the last month are just gone, disappearing into the internet graveyard.

We at Here Be Dragons didn't take too kindly to this "policy" and have decided to go with a new service provider.  Please make all future calls using our brand new toll free number!  Call us anytime for any reason.  Messages can be up to 3 minutes in length.

1-888-608-8170

See?  Simple.  No ridiculously long number.  No extension.  Toll free.  We're here for you.  Looking out for you.  Like a housewife looks out for her 4-year-old son by purchasing him a Sega Game Gear to play while she watches her stories.

Alas, we would like to implore anyone who has recently left a message within the last month to please call again and leave a new one.  An inconvenience, we know, but we love you all and have a strong desire to masturbate to each and every one of your sexy voices.

What?

Regrettably,

Jesse, Neil and Zack

Comments

[Jesse Ackles]

Nice work. You might want to get an answering service to handle all those calls.